This Year’s Halloween Fail Compilation: Thanks For The Memories

November 1, 2017 in Commentary, Entertainment, kids, Review, Society

So many people try hard on Halloween. They go all out in when it comes to decorating their house, throwing the best parties, and wearing the most awesome costume. Then, there are these guys.

They tried. You have to give them that. But, they missed the mark…just a little bit. Some people just don’t have it in them. There is a line between idea and reality. Some people can take an idea and put it into reality. Some people think they can, but miss terribly.

Either they aren’t very creative and that happens, or they just don’t have the skill. That happens too! Not everyone has a creative imagination that comes with stepping up and doing Halloween in style.

Some people just didn’t have that follow-through. They had a good idea. But, implementing it wasn’t their strong suit. It takes creativity and artistic ability to pull some things off and not everyone has those things.

That’s why so many people just go to the store. They have everything there. They already have the costumes and the masks. They already have the decorations. Just do that if you find yourself on this list or in the video at the end.

Everyone loves that you gave it your best try. But, hang it up kid. You don’t have to be the best at everything. Just stay in your own lane.

That’s Close Enough

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I Think Mom Might Have Been Trying To Make A Statement

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Nailed It

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Not A Fail: This Is Actually Awesome

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Not A Fail: She Wins Halloween

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They Went All Out

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Winner Of Worst Idea Goes To…

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And Child Services Makes A Visit The Next Day

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At Least He’s Honest

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The Ultimate Halloween Fail Compilation

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This T-Rex Race Will Have You Rolling

October 31, 2017 in Comedy, Commentary, kids, News, Review

When people get together, there’s no limit to the things they can come up with. We spike our watermelons with Vodka for crying out loud. We are very interesting people.

Of course, the T-Rex costume is one of those great ideas. When you watch someone walk in it, you have to laugh. It looks funny and it’s the greatest thing ever.

So, how do you think you’d react when you see a whole bunch of them running across a bridge? You know you’re going to roll. It’s great times a whole bunch of great.




In Nashville, a whole bunch of kids dressed up as T-Rex got in line and ran across the bridge. They ran through the streets even, stopping traffic and having walkers wondering what’s going on. Could you imagine having a T-Rex stampede coming at you?

That’s enough to freak anyone out. It reminds me of people dressed up in those huge Sumo Wrestler costumes. One push the wrong way and you’re on the ground rolling around with absolutely no way to get up. It’s great fun for friends who want to head out to the yard and blow off some steam.




You can definitely get some great Youtube footage from that. If you are at a loss for your next Youtube video to go viral, get a couple Sumo Wrestler costumes and walk around town. Wrestle in the middle of a busy street. Of course, you’ll stop traffic. But, I dare anyone not to laugh. If people don’t laugh, they need to slow their lives down and take a minute to start enjoying stuff again.

Or better yet, get all your friends to dress up in T-Rex costumes and storm the town. That will bring smiles to the faces of everyone you see.

Get Ready For Your Laugh Of The Day

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‘The Wizard Of Oz’ Suicide: What Really Happened?

October 26, 2017 in Commentary, Entertainment, Movies, News, Review, Television

The Wizard of Oz was made in 1939 and was the first movie shown on television when major studios started to sell their rights to the networks, which was only a handful at that time.

I remember it being on TV one time during the Halloween season when I was young. The family was at a furniture store and it was playing on all the TVs. For the longest time, I thought it was one of those magical movies that a film tech had to work tirelessly to paint from Black and White. But, the fact of the matter is that it was shot in technicolor. One of the first films to be done that way.

One memory I have of that night was the huge chair in the furniture store. It made adults look like dwarfs when they sat in it. When they took a picture of my brother and I, it was hilarious. We looked like little action figures a child had left abandoned until he was ready to play again.




To shift back to the movie, did you know that a person hung himself during the making of ‘The Wizard of Oz?’ Of course, people don’t believe it. There are later versions of the movie that are different from the original. Some people say it’s a bird and they dismiss it. But, there are people like me who won’t let it go at that.

Snopes says it didn’t happen and they give some interesting reasons. They say that it was a munchkin and those actors wouldn’t have been on the set because they weren’t due to film yet. They go on to say that it would have taken the entire staff to ignore the suicide and Snopes says that just isn’t very believable. Obviously, those are only opinions and not supported by any evidence.




But, I think it could have happened. ‘The Wizard of Oz’ cost $2.8 million to make, which was the most expensive movie MGM had ever made up to that point. When they were filming, they didn’t notice the hanging at the time and it remained a mystery until they broke down the set. By that time, they had spent too much money to go back and shoot it again. So, they conspired to keep it from hitting the news and even their own company.

Doesn’t that sound like an equally viable explanation? It’s just as feasible as Snopes’ denial, which doesn’t include a definite filming schedule or take into account that scandals are rampant in Hollywood. If Hollywood didn’t have scandal, it wouldn’t be able to keep us interested for as long as it has.

Take A Look!

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Are The Rock And Tyrese Really Beefing Over ‘Fast And Furious?’

October 12, 2017 in Celebrities, Commentary, Movies, Review

The Fast and Furious franchise has grown up and it keeps growing. It’s even gaining arms as The Rock will be starring in a spin-off of the Fast series. But, that seems to be the source of some tension between the brothers.

Tyrese himself spoke about that when the gestapo, I mean the paparazzi caught up to him in his limo. He was just chilling with the window down practically begging a “journalist” to come talk to him. Because that’s what celebrities normally do. They hang out in their limos looking for the guys with cameras. That’s flag number one.

Either way, Tyrese spoke about the brotherhood and the tribe. He was talking about all the actors who have parts in the Fast and the fans who love the franchise. He brought up our dearly departed Paul Walker and talked about how his death was the only time in Fast history to push a release date back. So, why is the release date being pushed back on F9?

It’s A Good Question


So, The Rock is selfish for making his spin-off and releasing it a year before F9? The fact is that The Rock has major starpower. The meter is cranked so high, the needle is about to break off! I think his release of the Fast spin-off before the release of F9 might actually promote it. But, Tyrese wants to call him selfish.

Then, He Amps It Up

So, Tyrese keeps saying he’s not mad. But, he’s coming across like he’s mad. And all this is taking place out in public where we are. This isn’t a behind closed doors spat anymore, which I think that’s how it should have been handled if this was a real beef. That’s flag number two.

The Rock Responds

So, that’s how you feel Rock? Actually, that’s how it is. Real men put in work while puppies cry on the porch. Facts!

On a side note, I was as big as The Rock once. When I was in my 20s, I looked like he did when he was about 15. Booyah! Nailed it!

This Might Be Where It All Started Though

It looks like they’ve been beefing for a while. Either that or they orchestrated a beef to pump up the franchise. I wouldn’t put it past them.

Remember, The Rock is from the world of the WWE. They fabricate beefs all the time. There is a science to it and this isn’t the first time it has been done. That’s flag number three! Just sayin’!

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New Netflix Show ‘Girlboss’ Is Nailing It

May 6, 2017 in Celebrities, Comedy, Commentary, Entertainment, Review, Shows

Sophia seems like a lost teen who has no idea what she’s doing. She’s working in a store with no respect for her supervisor and she doesn’t care much about the job to begin with. It’s not long before she’s fired. So, takes off and buys a jacket. Then, she steals a rug and has a squat at the park.

That’s right! That’s how the show starts. Really kind of random right? But, it catches your interest. Knowing that the real Sophia is a businesswoman who once owned and was the CEO of Nasty Gal, a company that was doing almost $100 million in sales at one point. Actually, there are different reports about how much it was making at its highest point. But, it doesn’t matter. Nasty Gal climbed pretty high and what’s awesome is the unorthodox way in which it was done. Forget all the negative press about the company now. Of course, they made mistakes.

The question is how did Sophia go from a lost young twenty-something to the CEO of a multi-million dollar company? You have to admit, you want to know. Trust me, you won’t be let down. It’s not a show about the business really. It’s hard to explain. It is about the business, but it’s more about Sophia.




It’s comedy wrapped around drama and it fills a void. The show is for real. It comes at you and it finds interesting ways to tell the story without rushing. How did she meet her best friend? That’s an episode of really cool flashbacks.

How did she lose her business on Ebay? They bring an online forum to life with a round table and the chat of several members sitting behind their nameplates. The jealousy is hilarious and how they plot against her is outrageous. She wakes up one morning to find her account suspended. Does that stop her? No! Nothing is stopping this girl who found a way to do what she absolutely loved doing because she hated doing everything else.

I give the writers an A+! It’s writing like the following scene that makes the show so intelligently humorous and captivating:

When Annie is offered a promotion and she’s deciding whether or not to take it:
Annie’s Boss – “This is your Sliding Doors moment.”
Annie – “I never saw Sliding Doors. I bought a ticket. But, didn’t go. I wonder how my life would have turned out if I had gone.”

And Scenes Like These




Of course, the internet’s full of articles about how unfortunate it is for the show and the feminist movement that Donald Trump is in office and that the business just filed for bankruptcy. That’s pretty much the buzz and many people seem to agree on that angle. I’m not going to go into all that because I watched the show for the entertainment value and the fact that Sophia comes across as a brat doesn’t turn me off at all. She fights for what she wants. If you want to know how the show affects the feminist movement or what they think about it, there are more than enough gossip rags highlighting those things.

It’s best to go through life not putting people into categories. You don’t cloud your brain with expectations and you can see people for who they really are. Despite her temper tantrums, you’ll love her attitude. The way she looks at life and how she gets things done will grow on you. All of this wrapped up in a funny and entertaining show with moments of ‘real’ splashed entirely through it. Imagine that!

Here’s A Good Look At Who Sophia Is




The Controversial Conclusion Shot Almost Banned From ‘Girls’

February 2, 2017 in Celebrities, Commentary, Entertainment, Review, Shows, Television

Girls will be premiering its final season on February 12. What will this season bring? It definitely has brought a lot of controversy over the years. One scene in particular almost didn’t make it to the show because of how far it was willing to go.

HBO was going to “draw a line” over a conclusion shot. That means that the sex scene goes all the way. It even shows the final moment, which if you don’t know what that means, the adult film industry calls it a “Money Shot.” You got it now? Okay, let’s move on then!

The controversy with me is how far do you go? Of course, I like action movies and watching things blow up. When there’s a fight, I want to see the punches and the kicks. Put some blood in there for effect. That’s where I start when I’m talking about how far a movie should go.

Some writers have the need to go all the way with a sex scene. For whatever reason, they like to show as much as possible without going across the line to where they have to be rated “X”. Sometimes, that reason is for viewings. Hot sex scenes do raise the viewership. There are people out there who watch movies just to watch the sex scenes.

But, I’m a little old school. I’ve had sex. I know what it looks like. Sometimes, I think it’s even sexier to leave it to the imagination. Some nudity is fine. Some touching is good. But, they don’t have to actually have sex on the camera for me to understand what’s going on in the scene. I think it’s even sexier to tease people with it, but leave it out. Of course, that is just my opinion.

Lena Dunham

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The show’s creator and writer though, she has a story to tell. I think that’s a very valid reason to be as graphic as possible. Sexual assault is something many people have experienced and they all don’t have a voice. In fact most of the time, their voice is taken away from them. It does them a service to give them a voice and I think Lena is doing that in her own strange way.

Zosia Mamet

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Zosia is another beautiful actress in the show. Of course, you know I’m going to be highlighting all the beautiful actresses from the show.

Sex in movies have become more of a common thing though. Each movie pushes that envelope further and further with how far they are willing to go. Even television is pushing. There are scenes in regular television that would have been frowned upon a few decades ago. So, what does that say about the world we have become?

Jemima Kirke

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Jemima is a very beautiful British actress who once tried to quit the show. Lena once told the story to Time magazine.

The fact that Girls is on HBO does make it a little different. I’ve been watching sex scenes on HBO since I was a kid after my mom went to bed. I’ve seen girls get naked and I even watched the sex education shows mainly because of the hot women. Hearing a hot girl talk about loving sex is HOTT!

Allison Williams

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Allison is obviously a very beautiful actress. But, she’s also a comedian which means I’m pretty much in love. A hot girl that can make me laugh is my goddess.

So, HBO has been doing this all along. Did they finally find their line though? It doesn’t appear so. The controversial sex scene was in the show after much discussion. They knew they were taking a risk and they made it anyway.

Shiri Appleby

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Shiri is a guest on the show. She’s the one who was in the middle of this controversy.

The controversial sex scene that we’re talking about has raised a lot of questions. In Season Four, it happens between Adam Driver and Shiri. It drew controversy because Shiri’s character expresses at the end of the scene, “I don’t think I like that. I, like, really didn’t like that.”

Adam asks her to get on her hands and knees. He has her crawl to the bedroom. Then, the scene goes from there in the most awkward sex that is dysfunctional and degrading to Shiri. It ends with the conclusion shot that by the way was made from conditioner and Cetaphil for a realistic effect.

“From the beginning, we were aware that what we were doing was sexually provocative, and that’s what made it interesting and new and fun,” Judd Apatow, one of the series writers had to say. “Lena wanted to reveal something that is normally hidden — so often you’re not talking about a giant part of most people’s lives because people don’t want to portray it on film — and that opened up tons of stories that you’re usually not able to tell.”

One thing’s for sure! With thinking like that, the show will always be real. What in the world does this final season have in store?




You’ll Be Tuning In Now

Homeless Man Blows Girl’s Mind And Gets His Date: But Then What?

November 22, 2016 in Comedy, Commentary, Entertainment, Review

If you want a girl, you have to learn some moves from this homeless guy. He has all the right things to say. He totally turns it around from her being apprehensive to listening to what he has to say.

This is just another one of those hysterical skits that has me wondering how Andrew Bowser isn’t a star already. He’s the homeless man in the video. But, that’s not all. He’s been doing awesome videos for years.

A Satanist At The Statue Unveiling


When I first noticed him, he was in a very viral video about the unveiling of the Satanic statue in Detroit. They were interviewing other people. But, his interview was very different. It was poetic and awkward at the same time. It made me want to laugh, but I thought it was for real. So, I just shook my head and moved on with my life.

In The News Again


But then, he pops up in a news bit about an old lady who drove through an Arby’s. This time he’s a worker in the store and not just a part of the audience. That’s when I realized this guy might be onto something. This is a good bit. Take regular news stories and put your commentary into them. He’s hilarious to listen to how he makes his words blend together poetically. But, he has those awkward pauses that are perfectly timed. He’s got something. He should be onto bigger and better things any time soon.

The Confident Homeless Guy

Was That A Blooper On ‘Lucifer’ That I Just Saw?

October 27, 2016 in Commentary, Entertainment, Review, Shows, Television

Tom Ellis and Lauren German shine in the hit show Lucifer. The show attempts to turn the ancient story around where Lucifer is the victim and his father, God is the bad guy who doesn’t listen and manipulates the entire universe. Even though the show is a top notch piece of work on FOX, it has its flaws.

A real bruiser of a blooper can be found in Episode 4, Season 2 called “Lady Parts.” In the episode, Lucifer sets up a girls’ night out for Chloe, the detective played by Lauren. Of course Maze, Linda, and the new girl Ella were invited.

It was going good until Chloe spotted a club stamp on a guy, evidence in her case. The guy’s girlfriend thinks something’s up and that leads to an altercation where the whole bar is fighting. Maze is as bad as she always is trying to protect the girls from flying furniture and blind punches. But, Chloe still ends up getting hit a few times before she finally gains control of the fight.

The scars she takes on become extremely interesting when they seem to move around her face. That’s right! I caught an oversight that I can only offer two explanations for why the blooper would have occurred. But first, take a look and see for yourself.

When We First See Her Cut

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It’s Above Her Right Eye

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Then, In A Few Scenes Later

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It’s Above Her Left Eye

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Look At A Scene Toward The End

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It’s back above her right eye. There are only two reasonable explanations that I can come up with at first and I actually debunked one of them.

I’ll start with the one I debunked. I thought by some absentminded focus that a flipped scene had been cut into the movie. What I mean by that is footage that is flipped horizontally for some reason. What is supposed to be on the right is now on the left.

But, that explanation didn’t fly because the rest of the office is the same. The desk is on their right. The wall is on their left, which is the way it would be in the direction the camera is facing. So, that excuse doesn’t pan out at all.

The easiest explanation then is the makeup artist. They simply applied the makeup on the wrong side and didn’t think anything of it. What a blooper! Got to be more careful than that. It could ruin a show if constant mistakes keep jerking the fans out of the scene.

But, here’s the thing that got me most about this particular episode. An ongoing joke is about how Dan looks like a cop. Chloe says so. Of course, Lucifer says so. Even Amenadiel agrees. So then, how did they get into the illegal party they were supposed to attend to get information about the murders?

When Dan walks up to the bartender, he tries to run. When asked why, he says because it’s obvious Dan looks like a cop. So, why didn’t the security outside stamping people notice? Why didn’t anyone else notice? This was an illegal sex party and no one said a word about the obvious cop except for the bartender? Did they overlook that important detail too?

When you like a show, you might not be looking for the bloopers. You might even let them pass when you subconsciously pick up on them. But, don’t do that! Be a real fan and point out every single one of them. Hollywood loves that!

Watch the episode for yourself! Lucifer

Is ‘America’s Got Talent’ Stepping It Up A Notch?

July 27, 2016 in Entertainment, Review, Shows, Television

America’s Got Talent has always had great talent. But, the first year was bombarded by people who thought they could do anything and get on the show. It wasn’t taken very seriously by too many people because they thought it was a variety show.

The winner gets a Vegas show is why so many people didn’t take it seriously. Try to follow me here. In Vegas, there are many great acts. There are legendary singers like Tom Jones and Wayne Newton. There are legendary acts like the Blue Man Group and Cirque du Soleil. That’s what a person is up against if they want to headline in Vegas.

So, most people entered the show thinking there’s no way they were going to get a real show headlining along the side of great acts like that. That’s why most people didn’t really bring their A Game. Besides the fact that there were some real goofballs who just wanted to have fun and get their few seconds of attention. That happens in shows like this.

But now, it seems like it’s a whole different story. The show has evolved into a much higher level of act. Of course, there are still some goofballs. The show wouldn’t be any fun without them. But, there is another level of act that is making it happen in 2016.

Check Out Jon Dorenbos


He took up magic to get over the death of his mother. The thing about him is he has a whole other career. He plays for the Philadelphia Eagles.

How About This Little Voice?

Jayna Brown and Jon Dorenbos merely scratch the surface. America’s Got Talent has definitely taken it up a notch and I can’t wait to watch the rest of this season to see what they come up with next.

Katy Perry Nails 2016 Rio Olympics Theme With New Motivational Hit ‘Rise’

July 15, 2016 in Celebrities, Commentary, Entertainment, Music, News, Review, Society, Sports

Every once in a while, there comes a song that nails a time or an era. People might be going through troubling times and need an escape. Then a song comes along that gives them the escape they need for a bright shining moment.

But when it’s associated with the upcoming Olympics, it becomes more than just a song. It becomes an anthem that we all can sing. Something the builds us up and let’s us believe in ourselves again.

Gratuitous Shot Of The Beautiful Katy Perry

Gratuitous Shot Of The Beautiful Katy Perry

With everything that’s going on in the world, isn’t about time we heard something good? Isn’t it about time we had something that brings us inspiration? That’s the message Katy Perry’s “Rise” brings to me.

So, let it make your day and get you ready to watch the big games that are just around the corner. And who better to bring it to you than her biggest fan, Michael Allen!

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Sometimes, People Can Do The Most Amazing Things

June 23, 2016 in Commentary, Entertainment, Review, Sports

Sometimes, I look at people doing extreme stunts and I wonder how they ever got their start. They are taking their talents to higher levels and it is amazing. This entire video is of the most awesome stunts you have ever seen.

From gymnastics to targeting a ping pong ball, the list of stunts just keeps going and going. Of course, practice has a lot to do with it. But, some of these things take guts in the first place.

You have to build up your confidence to be able to do these stunts and know that you can do it. Then instead of just thinking about it, they have to put their practice into motion. Watch these guys go nuts! They are amazing and if there was a more grand word to describe it than amazing, I would use that one!

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This Is An Amazing World

Classic 1975 Children’s Book Teaches Young Readers All About How Babies Are Made

June 23, 2016 in Books, Comedy, Commentary, Entertainment, Review

Have you ever wondered how you were going to explain the birds and the bees to your kids? When they come to you asking how they got here, are you going to tell them a stork brought them or are you going to struggle through the details of love, sex, and pregnancy? Or the details of a drunken night, no condom, and the big oops?

This book is your solution. It goes there. It does not hold back on the details, complete with illustrations and everything. That’s right, illustrations of sex, pregnancy, and labor all in this innocent 1975 children’s book.

How a Baby is Made was written by Per Holm Knudsen and it’s so honest about the exact facts, it makes for a great coffee table decoration. Break it out at parties and pass it around. But, make sure you can trust the people who handle it if you are lucky enough to obtain a copy. It sells for over $200 right now.

This video is based on the book. The illustrations from the book are in the video, only they are now animated. So if you don’t have the money to buy a copy of How a Baby is Made, just show them this video when they start asking questions. Either that or pop some adult smut in and let that spark the conversation.

This Is One Way To Teach It

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